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IRAQ

UPDATE OCTOBER 25, 2008

I cannot believe that I have not pissed someone off about what I wrote on my solution for handling Iraq. I guess I now find out that no one reads this shit so I will just stop posting. So, get ready for the coming of the Messiah on November 4th. As for me, I am searching out for the most up to date welfare form, how to default on my home loan, how to get out of paying credit card bills so I can run up to the maximum, cancel my health insurance and there must be something else I have forgotten. So, all of you dumb bastards still working, stay with it so I can live it up on your money.
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Now I have solved all of the political problems in this country with my unparalleled wisdom I shall now post my solution to the matter of Iraq.

The solution is very simple. Iraq leadership wants the US out of Iraq. So we leave. How we leave is the important part of my plan. Allow me to outline it below.

1. Arrange enough transportation to move all of the American forces and what equipment we want to save from Iraq within 48 hours. Don't tell me it cannot be done, it can.
2. Have your demolition plan in place to destroy all equipment we leave in Iraq.
3. Have all of the Iraqi oil fields targeted with low yield nuclear weapons.
4. Be prepared to removed every thing of value from Iraq in the 48 hour plan. This includes money, jewels, art and anything else of value.
5. Take all of the leaders of Iraq into custody. This included all clan leaders and mullahs of importance.
6. Start No. 1 and complete No. 4.
   
7. After No. 6 is complete the rear guard will perform No. 2.
8. After the last of the rear guard is loaded along with No. 5 the ships will move into the gulf. At that time No. 3 will occur and then everyone in No. 5 will be shot in the head and thrown overboard.
   
9. At the same time No. 7 and No. 8 is being done everyone in the world that could threaten the United States of America will be contacted and told where we have targeted their cites should any actions be taken against the United States or any of it's interest in the world.

Simple solution. Seems McDemocrat or Obammy should have thought of this as they think they are so damn smart.

Labels: wishful thinking

posted by Jay @ 1:33 PM